possibly the funniest thing you'll read all day: "600 cc sportbikes, if I could get it up the stairs I'd keep it next to my side of the bed."

excerpt:

to say 'you almost wear this bike' would be a hackneyed disservice to the breed. You absorb a 600cc sportsbike into the stuff of your being, and riding one is as endlessly astonishing and enduringly satisfying as having genitalia.

read the fun article at https://www.drivetribe.com/p/SN_FlCOUSL-u6SPll_zSxw/IVx0FQ2_T-CXyN3pk0M98w